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Edwin L. Moore was a researcher for the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA). With Louis G. MacDowell and C. D. Atkins in the 1940s, he helped develop a new process for making frozen concentrated orange juice. All three men were inducted into the Florida Citrus Hall of Fame in 1983 and the Florida Agricultural Hall of Fame in 1986 for their contributions to the Citrus Industry.
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